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Old 07-06-2008, 05:40 PM  
MetaMan
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Bunch o lil hoes were on my jock at my bday party:

These fucking lil hoes are always on my jock lately.

chick bragging about how she is out of rehab and shit only thing in my head i am thinking is this bitch obviously loves to ride dick.

she was talking to me all night and i dont remember anything about her except that sweet smile who i would have pounded but i was zombie ass drunk.

i was ready to pull my donk out and slap her around a little but it just wasnt the right timing my tequilla dank was hanging like a rotten banana, she should be thanking me she can walk straight this week, its fucked up how the cutest looking women are all closest freaks and looking for it deep as possible no matter how straight it might make their spine.
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