The Judge

An African-American gentleman was walking on the beach one day when he suddenly encountered a Genie belonging to a certain dominant ethnic minority. The Genie opened his mouth and said to the African-American gentleman, I'll give you three wishes, just ask, to which the African-American gentleman replied: I would like to be white, tight and out of sight. The Genie thought for a minute and turned the African-American gentleman into a tampon.
Moral of the story: you cannot get anything from a member of a certain dominant ethnic minority without strings attached.

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