Since my girl packed their bags and went back to her home country, i am eating only crap! Fastfood, burgers, pizza and that stuff. I go to eat lunch / dinner every day and its getting expensive after a certain amount of weeks/month.
I cant cook at all and i dont feel like learning it but i have to do it someday, so iam looking for some real simple recepts. Something that goes fast and easy. Can be healthy but thats no must. I dont get fat because i bang a lot of school girls and get raped by my black friends from time to time, so calorines arent an issue. Let me know if you know some good site regarding recepts and stuff.
If someone can recommend a maid that cleans, cooks, irons and all that stuff, feel free to forward me her contact details.

(amsterdam area)