I'm not even gonna quote your little rant. Table-less designs are better for search engines because there is less markup convulating the text. Obviously you have no idea on anything even remotely technical or you'd know that by the time the search engine see's shit pulled from databases by php it's as text content on the page anyway. You don't have to have dynamic url's like ?blah=foo&bar=neek to use a database and php, mod_rewrite can and does (and i use it to, on a daily basis), rewrite those to more friendly search engine urls. Even if it didn't, search engines treat pages with query strings pretty well now a days, they adapted, like everyones telling you you should.
If you want to fix that fucked up png issue in ie, upload this .htc file somewhere and import it into your stylesheet with the following rule:
http://www.scriptworkz.com/css/iepngfix.htc
css rule:
img, div { behavior: url(iepngfix.htc) } (if you just want it inplace on img tags and divs, * also works)