The morning Flower and I were woken up Rya when she came in all hyper telling us some crazy sex filled story, she didn't have sex, her friend fucked her other friends boyfriend, or something like that. Oh yeah I forgot that Flower and took Rhino 51 pills the day before, these pills make Viagra look like pez, she was kind of enough to let me releave my cock in her cunt and to squirt all over me.
Any way I was ready first, so I went to CVS across the street to go get things that the girls and I forgot when you travel.
The day was the first day of the XXX Iron Man Boat Race competition, Penny Falme and I had assembled the greatest drinking team ever. We had a very deep team that included.
Jay, "I am proud to be a scoundrel" Rock; official videographer, XXX "Sir Jay Sir-Slap-Ho" Jay to team disciplinary, Sebastian "I am Dutch what's your excuse" Sands, quality control supervisor, Porno ?Porno ?I?ve been practicing for this moment since 1985? Dan, of Porno Dan, Tim ?the Hand? Siner of Video Secrets, Alex ?RyuLion cuz I?ll slap you in the face if you are bitch? insert last name here, Rocky, "I want to be male talent" Bigham, Jerry ?I?m not Dean Martin you drunk slut? Lewis, and Penny ?I think I?ve fucked everybody at this pool except you?..so?.hey?.? Flame.
Plus our support group of Team Flame Spiritual Advisor Airek, personal trainer Just Dave and nutritionist Rick Shamless, and quality control supervisor Sebsatian Sands.
We also had our own cheerleaders Trisha Uptown, Rya, and Flower Tucci, plus Big Steve, note he had not earned his new nickname at this point.
Alex and our cheerleaders
We went with the team of myself, Jerry, Shameless, Rocky and Alex, as we were all there on time and sober. Note Penny was not around as she was having sex.
Team Flame before the first race
Team Falme destroyed both of the teams we competed against the first day so we were assured a place in the finals.
Team Flame already done with their beers way way ahead of everyone else
After wining I hung out at the pool and got pretty drunk with my buddy Dave Sutton from VCX at his cabana.
Licking Flower's ass in Dave's cabana
After a long day of drinking, we went back and got changed.
Drinking at the circle bar with Donnie and Coin
Yes Alex and I are drunk here
Flower went to hang out and stay with her best friend Sunny Lane, and Rya went off to raise hell again, I went to hang out with a nameless friend and my buddy Dave from VCX. My nameless friend told me a girl was coming over who wanted to have sex with him because she was a fan of his website. I stayed around because I really didn't believe him. Well this girl comes over and she is OK, and my nameless friend is trying to talk her into having sex with us on film. Then she says if there is no camera she will fuck us both for free!!!!Of course being the man whore that I am, we did her.
Dave from VCX, the girl who was a fan and me
After we fucked the girl Dave and I went to the XBIZ opening Sutra party, I was pretty beat up from drinking all day and didn't stay out that long that night. I saw a ton of friends XXX Jay, Shamless, Big Steve, Natalie Sparks who is a good sport, the rest of my drunks on Team Flame, and drank a fair amount. I also passed out a bunch of samples of
www.rhino51.com this new male enhancement pill that I am the spokesperson for. This stuff really really works because I was able to fuck the fan girl after drinking and partying all day.
XBIZ Sutra Party Alex, Flower, Me, Sunny Lane and Slim
I went back to my room at a pretty decent hour I think it was around 2 and went to bed as I had a morning meeting with Liz from AEBN, who I work with and a client about a project I can't talk about.