And here is the rest
51.
Beerelevant - A point which does not seem to be particularly important, given enough beer
52.
Mangry - Describing the anger of women who are angry at men, specifically. ?She?s such a bitch, she?s just plain mangry.?
53.
Clitourist - A man who won?t stop and ask for directions in bed. ie: ?Because of his fouled foreplay, Suzy realized that her new boyfriend was no experienced bedroom traveler, but merely a clitourist.?
54.
Stuffucking - The act of ?stuffing in? your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you?re too drunk or she?s too ugly. (see also; Fugly)
55.
Antlers - Wide, flat, flapjack titties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.
56.
The Kangmin - while a girl is reciting bad poetry, you take her from behind.
57.
The Flaming Amazon - This one?s for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you?re screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then extinguish the flames with your jizz!
58.
The Screwnicorn - When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.
59.
Split pissonality - When you?re taking a leak and you get two streams out of the one hole!
60.
A Short in the Cord - A ?code? phrase used by the common man to refer to Testicular Tendon Tangle Syndrome. Ex. ?Oh fuck! My nuts are killing me? I think I?ve got a short in the cord.?
61.
Old Jism Trail -The stream of semen oozing down the chin and chest of someone who has just finished fellating a senior citizen.
62.
Abdicate -To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
63.
Lymph -To walk with a lisp.
64.
Anal Boot - An anal boot is when you take a pitcher of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with their cock and then the mixture is poured through the crack of a man ass into the waiting mouth of the loser of a bet or drinking game.
65.
Australian Death Grip - The act of grabbing a woman by the haunches/crotch and staring deeply into her eyes until you?re slapped or kissed. A recommended tactic for very crowded bars. Another great opportunity for wagering among friends.
66.
Fumilingus - When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and she farts directly in his/her face.
67.
Intoxicourse - Having sexual intercourse whilst piss-drunk.
68.
Valsalva -The act of pinching shut (with thumb and forefinger) a woman?s nose while receiving fellatio; most effective when employed just prior to the release point due to the gag reflex and ensuing swallow that the woman is forced to do to continue breathing. A great first date ploy, as it sets the stage for what the rules of engagement will be going forward.
69.
Insta-gasm - Pre-mature ejaculation at the sight of a beautiful woman. ie: ?She was so fine, I had an insta-gasm before I could get her clothes off!?
70.
Manual Deconstipation -This is where you get out the hand cream and go in manually for the hammerhead by breaking it into smaller chunks and pulling it out a piece at a time.
71.
Post Poodum Syndrome -The feeling of depression felt after successful removal of a hammerhead. The excitement has passed, and you must now find something else to occupy your time.
72.
The Homolic Maneuver -Using your penis to dislodge an object blocking a choking victim?s windpipe.
73.
Pegging - having a female take you in the rear with a strap on.
74.
The UnderDog - after a hard session at the gym, your armpit muscle begins to twitch; thus giving you the ability to jerk a guy off with your armpit muscle.
75.
The Twinkler - when you are 69ing a girl and you shove your dick into mouth hard, and you watch her a-hole ?twinkle? as she gags.
76.
Angry dragon - This involves the girl giving the guy head and as he is about to cum slapping the girl on the back of the head causing the cum to come out her nose. Great care should be used to not slap her mouth shut.
77.
Tony Danza - a takeoff of the donkey punch is called the Tony Danza. When you are about to cum while doing a girl from behind, you say ?who?s the boss?? and stick it in her ass. Before she says anything you shout ?TONY DANZA!? and punch her in the back of the head.
78.
Alaskan firedragon - another good take off is one of the angry dragon that is called the alaskan firedragon. When a girl is giving you a blowjob, cum in her mouth unexpectedly and plug up her mouth at the same time. Then whisper in her ear ?i have syphilis? so she spews it out her nose.
79.
The Walrus - when she?s giving u a blowjob and u cum in her mouth unexpectadly, cover up her mouth and punch her in the stomach.
80.
The Fat Lip - If you get poison ivy and finger a girl, her labia lips will swell. A la, the fat lip.
81.
Sleeping Bag - If you?re going down on a really fat girl, you pull her enormous stomach roll of fat over your head.
82.
Hummer Bird - when a girl is giving a guy a hummer, and he?s enjoying it, she bites on his bird.
83.
Bloody Mary - when a drunk guy is going down on a girl and without even realizing it after he?s done, he realizes Mary was very Bloody.
84.
The Houdini - this maneuver is accomplished while going at it doggy style. As you feel you are about to cum, you pull out and spit on the small of her back (making her think you?ve finished?). It?s at the point when she turns around when *BAM!* You bust your load in her face (in the eye if you?ve got proper aiming techniques down.) Also known as the Doug Hennings and the David Copperfield.
85.
Upperdecking - This one takes practice. This maneuver requires a toilet with a tank above it, like the ones in most homes. Instead of crapping in the bowl, you shit in the tank (i.e. upperdecking). Now don?t flush. When the following victim flushes, the rancid waste fills the bowl. If you play your cards right, it may ferment.
86.
Journey into darkness - This is the most disturbing of all. It entails shitting into another person?s asshole. Not for beginners.
87.
Rocky Balboa - don't shower for 2 weeks, then diarrhea down her throat at any point during sexual contact.
88.
Rocky Balboa Title Punch - same as the Rocky Balboa, but in that non-showering 2 weeks all you eat is corn.
89.
The McDonald?s Quick Draw - Get your girlfriend to talk dirty into the intercom, making the order guy start to beat off. Then while pulling up to the window, have her give you fellatio till you are about to blow your beefy chunk-load. Upon pulling up to the window, tell your girl friend to yell ?Draw!?. Then on ?three?, both you and the guy blow your loads either on her or each other.
90.
Uncle Jemima - the typical dirty chef at your local Denny?s or other low-class food establishment who occasionally becomes disgruntled, and takes out his frustration on your meal, via ?the ass wipe? or the ?French Toast Strut? seen in Road Trip.
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Airtight - this is where a girl has a cock in each of her three holes, hence, airtight.
92.
The Throne of Lightning - This is done by fucking a girl while you shit in a toilet. When you?re going to blow your load, turn her over and dunk her head in the toilet, while she?s bobbing for your turd plummet a river of semen in her ass. Not to be confused with ?Ride the Lightning,? a Metallica album.
93.
Abe Lincoln - You?re getting a girl up the ass and give her a swift donkey punch to the back of her head, knocking her unconscious. You then turn her around and jerk off and blow your load all over her face. Then you shave her beaver and take the clippings and spread it where you jizzed on her, making a beard that looks like good ol Honest Abe?s.
94.
Thanksgiving - Just like the holiday, Thanksgiving is when you do a girl and then she puts her two big butt cheeks on your face like holiday hams. An overcooked thanksgiving is similar to this but instead of just putting the cheeks on your head she farts on it too.
95.
PEUM - An acronym coined by a group of drunk assholes that defines the annoying (and uncontrollable) tendency to piss in multiple directions after a raucous fuck: Post-Ejaculatory Urinary Misfire.
96.
The Beverly Hills Whiffer -This move is restricted to those women who think they?re God?s gift to the world. Find a woman of the above description. Take her home and start doggie styling her. When you?re about to blow, corkscrew two fingers into her ass, scraping as much shit as you can from her. Pull out your fingers,reach around her head to stick one finger in each nostril. Pull her head back so she can see you while you yell ?So, you think your shit don?t stink now?!?
97.
Shanghai Shampoo - Fuck a chick until you?ve built up a load large enough to paint a room. Blow it all in her hair, rub it in thoroughly. When it dries it will resemble the crunchy noodles often served with chop suey.
98.
Frosting the Cake - When you are about to cum, blow a load all over her chest. Then take your dick and evenly spread the Jism around the breasts and over the nipples. Then stick some candles on it and start singing ?Happy Birthday.? Then blow out the candles
99.
Spicey Stanley - When a girl takes hot sauce and pours it on your cock. She then proceeds to give you a blowjob, making sure all of the hot sauce is gone.
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