Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

This girl is the sexiest bitch on the planet.
You have never seen a body like hers in your life.

She is aware of the trouble that can be caused by associating with me, however she has signed a release and a non disclosure pertaining to our bed room activities.

After all, I am weird, kinky, and wild...some may even call me a "dirty old man"...
She knows what i do for a living, and doesn't mind that I do corpse make up and dressing for the local funeral home.

She thinks I'm a philanthropist cause I donate my time to help the grieving families make their loved ones look like movie stars from yesteryear.



As far as my tv show is concerned- Harvey stole my idea.
lol