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Old 07-31-2008, 10:41 AM  
notime
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1. Got in this bizz after fucking Angelina Jolie on camera when she was 18 and I wanted to share it with the world.
2. still figuring out how to encode that from Betamax to share it online
3. never needed school, I gave porn mags to teachers for good grades
4. my trannies are all grannies with alzheimer (too afraid they will tell somebody)
5. bush thought me to biol an egg (since that's the only thing he can actually do)
6. sold all my casinos at age 17 when my parents found out sniffin' my draws looking for marihuana
7. Cameron diaz tought me .php by oral lessons
8. my first gallery @ thehun in 1998 gave me a hosting bill that still scares me
9. Indian food in our city smells like asscrack
10. why does GFY not sell me their site at 500$ ?
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