10. Used a computer for the first time in 1996
9. Had an epiphany that summer when I discovered "copy and paste"
8. Was a male stripper throughout the 1990's as well as a touring guitarist and a professional wrestler on the indy scene.
7. Was a male "stunt cock" for Center Stage Productions and appeared in many of the original "Naughty Neighbors" series of vidoes.
6. Was on Playboy TV many times thanks to my "stunt cock" work.
5. Have a tested IQ of 138
4. Played and toured professionally in rock bands from 1978 to 1998...still play weekends at nightclubs for fun.
3. I've been married 4 times. Every one of them had blonde hair and huge tits. I think I'm seeing a pattern here....
2. Had a horrible car accident in May 2002 that broke my neck and both arms. Doctors said I wouldn't live. When I did they said I was paralyzed. When I got up and walked around they said it would take years of physical therapy to recover. When I hit the gym and started lifting weights 2 months later....they said "DAMN"
1. I'm very honest in my business dealings and very loyal to my friends.
