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dav3 · 08-01-2008, 02:25 PM

Man... I saw some serious stuff one time.

When I was about 8yrs old, my boy scout troop took a trip to Wright Patterson Air Base in Ohio, where they say they shipped the UFO wreckage from Roswell. Well, our troop was taking a tour of the hangars where they store planes. Right before we walked into another hangar, I saw a vending machine in the door to the next hangar over that we had skipped over. Well, being a kid I really wanted some candy. So I snuck away from the group and went into the other hangar and to grab a snickers. When I went in by the vending machine, I hear these weird noises coming from behind this door that went into another section of the hangar. I opened it and saw this alien looking thing that was laying on a table and had tubes coming out of it. I ran the hell out of there and went and told my scout leader. She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. I begged and pleaded with her day after day. But she packed my suite case and send me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that. Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don't think so. I'll see when I get there. I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air. Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out. I ain't trying to get arrested, I just got here. I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare. But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

08-01-2008, 02:25 PM
dav3 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 7,348	Man... I saw some serious stuff one time. When I was about 8yrs old, my boy scout troop took a trip to Wright Patterson Air Base in Ohio, where they say they shipped the UFO wreckage from Roswell. Well, our troop was taking a tour of the hangars where they store planes. Right before we walked into another hangar, I saw a vending machine in the door to the next hangar over that we had skipped over. Well, being a kid I really wanted some candy. So I snuck away from the group and went into the other hangar and to grab a snickers. When I went in by the vending machine, I hear these weird noises coming from behind this door that went into another section of the hangar. I opened it and saw this alien looking thing that was laying on a table and had tubes coming out of it. I ran the hell out of there and went and told my scout leader. She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. I begged and pleaded with her day after day. But she packed my suite case and send me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that. Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don't think so. I'll see when I get there. I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air. Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out. I ain't trying to get arrested, I just got here. I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare. But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air __________________ Webmasters :: Juicy Ads :: ACWM :: Crak Revenue :: Money Tree