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BVF · 03-08-2003, 01:43 PM

Man, I got this girl that was going to go to the stripclubs, do private dances, and trick with some of those old men and bring me the money. She's a cocoa brown girl, 5'7" 135 pounds with 34 D breasts and a perfect body...I went through all of the shit getting her ready for the stripclub circuit. I called all the stripclubs. I spent $82 in Victoria's Secret on some bullshit bra and panties. I spent countless money on fast food because even though I have a full refrigerator of food, this heifer refuses to get her ass up and cook her something to eat..All of the gas I burned in my car...All of the liquor of mine she drank.....I don't even want to think about the cell phone bill that's coming since she burned the fuck out of my spare cell phone....

After I FINALLY got her a gig in a stripclub, her first night was a slow night...She only made $80....And after I had to get up out of my bed at 5 in the morning to pick her ass up and protect her from some nigga in the parking lot, she bitches because I want 40 off of the top. Then had the nerve to say, "Don't think you're pimpin me".....I could have taken all of that shit since she's sleeping in my house. ..

So I made a total of $40 and now she sat here and bitched again this afternoon about not liking dancing...and after I went through all of that shit to get her in a club because she wanted to dance...

So I told her to get the fuck out...she's packing right now......Maybe a few weeks out on those cold hard streets will put some sense in her head....

These Bitches!!! Back to the Drawing Board....

03-08-2003, 01:43 PM
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	my life as a real pimp...only lasted one day Man, I got this girl that was going to go to the stripclubs, do private dances, and trick with some of those old men and bring me the money. She's a cocoa brown girl, 5'7" 135 pounds with 34 D breasts and a perfect body...I went through all of the shit getting her ready for the stripclub circuit. I called all the stripclubs. I spent $82 in Victoria's Secret on some bullshit bra and panties. I spent countless money on fast food because even though I have a full refrigerator of food, this heifer refuses to get her ass up and cook her something to eat..All of the gas I burned in my car...All of the liquor of mine she drank.....I don't even want to think about the cell phone bill that's coming since she burned the fuck out of my spare cell phone.... After I FINALLY got her a gig in a stripclub, her first night was a slow night...She only made $80....And after I had to get up out of my bed at 5 in the morning to pick her ass up and protect her from some nigga in the parking lot, she bitches because I want 40 off of the top. Then had the nerve to say, "Don't think you're pimpin me".....I could have taken all of that shit since she's sleeping in my house. .. So I made a total of $40 and now she sat here and bitched again this afternoon about not liking dancing...and after I went through all of that shit to get her in a club because she wanted to dance... So I told her to get the fuck out...she's packing right now......Maybe a few weeks out on those cold hard streets will put some sense in her head.... These Bitches!!! Back to the Drawing Board.... __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!