Originally Posted by Superterrorizer

Whaaaat? I said it's religion, and you say "It's not religion", and then:


Religion has to reinvent itself because everday more and more people wake up and start laughing at the prospect of a man in the sky dictating how they should live their lives. Leftists schmeftists, one day religion wants an eye for an eye, the next day it wants you to love thy neighbor (and forgive thy priest who pounded your ass for 5 years when you were an alter boy), the next day religion wants you to kill in the name of your god, etc, etc.

As much as you say religion is NOT a part of it, I say, and KNOW it's a part (all) of it. Don't think religion doesn't reinvent itself with the times, why do you think organized religion is allowing more and more things? Why are fags now allowed to be ministers in protestant churches? It won't be but another pope or two before Catholic priest's can be married and fuck people who are female and above the age of 10 (just like they used to be, but likely back in the day they fucked those young boys as well as their wives and gay lovers.

Churches are are fucking BUSINESS like any other. Just like unions cry and moan about lost jobs when a factory closes (even though there are jobs in the city for every single union worker), They cry because THEY ARE LOSING FUCKING MEMBERS AND MEMBERS = INCOME. A church is no different. A chuch operates no differently, it's a business, it's job is to retain members. If nobody goes to a church, the church closes down and baby jesus dies. The same thing with a union. If there are no members, baby jesus dies. Wait, that's not right. Baby jesus doesn't die, but they would have you believe he's going to if you don't join them RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!


If everybody believed when you die that's it, _EVERY SINGLE FUCKING COUNTRY ON THE PLANET_ would have the death penalty. Why? Because as logical, free thinking adults, we come to logical conclusions. Logic tells me it's a fucking STOOOOOPID idea to pay to support a worthless piece of shit in prison when that money could be spent paying off the national debt, (your federal cause here), (your federal cause here), etc, etc.

Anyway, praise jesus, praise greyhound and praise rambo knife wielding head chopping chinamen. Because without them, our world might just get fucked up.