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Originally Posted by teentime
You obviously did not see the opening ceremony.
This is one Olympic event that will take a very, very long time to beat.
As the American announcer said at the end of the ceremony.
"When it comes to opening ceremonies we can now retire the trophy."
Retire it, pack it up and put it away, those poor sods in Vancouver are up shits creek without a paddle. A couple of beavers paddling around in a pool of maple syrup just ain't gonna cut it, now that we've seen exactly what an opening ceremony for an Olympiad should be.
Way to go China, now please buy some porn from me 
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Winter Olympics rock - Vancouver won't put on the same spectacle of an opening ceremonies because the Winter Olympics are smaller and always folksier and that's what makes them special.
I do wish Canada when they put on an Olympics would forget the fucking Native Indian folklore shit- it means nothing to 90% of Canada let alone the rest of the world. They should just have some drunk violent natives from Winnipeg stagger across the stage shitting vomiting and pissing on it - that's something that Canadians can relate to not some mythical romantic native folklore