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Originally Posted by Mutt
Winter Olympics rock - Vancouver won't put on the same spectacle of an opening ceremonies because the Winter Olympics are smaller and always folksier and that's what makes them special.
I do wish Canada when they put on an Olympics would forget the fucking Native Indian folklore shit- it means nothing to 90% of Canada let alone the rest of the world. They should just have some drunk violent natives from Winnipeg stagger across the stage shitting vomiting and pissing on it - that's something that Canadians can relate to not some mythical romantic native folklore
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Rod Black will host the ceremonies and mention "groin injury" three times in the first paragraph.
They'll dust off a bunch of multi-cultural crap and tell everyone how its representative of Canada. Maybe get Rita McMeal, er...McNeil to warble a tune while Ashley MacIsaac pees on his fiddle.
Then maybe we can have the Mounties do a horsey ride around the stadium ending with a dazzling Tazer demonstration in place of a pyro show.