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Putin, Bush and Saakashvili were walking in the park. Suddenly they meet a crucified Jesus on the cross.
Mr. Putin asked: "Jesus, what's my happiness?". Jesus said: "Your happiness that you raised a big country from the knees and let the people to believe into themselves."
Now Mr. Bush asked his question: "Jesus, what's my happiness?". Jesus answered: "Your happiness in whiskey, crackers and your ranch ;)"
Mr. Saakashvili has asked his question in turn: "Jesus, and what's my happiness?". Jesus looked at him and whispered: "The your only happiness bitch is that my hands are nailed..."
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Obey the Cowgod
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