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Originally Posted by Sharky
I didn't get the memo about your purse and dress, Did I leave a Clinton?
I whole heartedly deny any remnants left on the purse and dress!
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stop tryin to spin it in your favor ya dirty bastard

lemme break it down for ya what happened to her in your clutches:
a. you were freakin retardedly drunk and obnoxious
b. you threw her over your shoulder but were so wasted you had no center of balance and toppled
c. you smashed her foot, destroyed her purse and trashed her dress
the massage and pedicure only begin to cover the monitary and mental damage you inflicted


