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Originally Posted by bausch
But they are the ones who dictate FASHION, they create TRENDS. They are considered trendsetters. They are more fashionable than fucken Pam Anderson or Katie Price.
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We're men. We don't give a fuck. Fashion and trends mean nothing to us. In fact, we consider men who care about such things fags - which they usually are. When we like a female celebrity, it's because we want to stick our penises in her vagina. Not because we think she's trendy.
As for fake nails... straight men don't even notice the difference between real and fake nails. We don't look at nails. We look at boobs and asses. With those, we usually prefer real, though.
With nails, if we were to give them more than a second of thought per year (which we don't), we would be convinced that anyone who gets fake ones is completely batshit insane. Then again, that's exactly what we think of virtually all women anyway, with their mind-boggling obsession with trends, fashion, accessories, etc.
When it comes to female batshit insanity, though, you (yes, you) definitely take the cake.