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Old 08-18-2008, 08:05 AM  
CurrentlySober
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I dont like fake nails... Too easy to break off, and when people realize they are fake, they are like WTF ? Your FREAK !!!

So, luckily I have VERY strong nails, and I grow them to around two inches or so in length. I keep them clean, and filed and then when people go, 'Are those fake nails your wearing dude?' I reply with, NO DONT BE SILLY... They are all mine, they check and are amazed....

I only ever had one 'bad reaction' to my nails and that was YEARS ago, in a club... I was walking through a crowd, and a girl who was going in the opposite direction grabbed my wrist.

I turned round and shes like 'WHAT THE FUCK IS A GUY DOING WITH UCH LONG NAILS? Your fucking sick!' I replied, sorry love, but I am a transvestite and this is my night off...

She apologized profusely and went on her way...

I found this very funny, because in other words, if a big guy wants to grow his nails long, that's unacceptable, but if a big guy wants to grow his nails long, wear a wig, and parade around in woman's clothing... that's fine lol

I dont dress up as a woman though, but I have no probs with those who do... Live and let live...

My nails arnt that long these days...

But I WOULD NEVER WEAR FAKE !
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