Damn Juicy....you post so goddamn much it's like looking for a needle in a haystack.
It was some thread that AlienQ jumped in and posted in his usual "know-it-all" way and you replied: "AlienQ applies the lotion to it's skin" and for some reason it just hit me as funny as hell
Never having met alienq I picture him looking like his avatar: Beetlejuice. Then I had a quick mental pic of you lowering a bucket down to Beetlejuice and instructing him to rub lotion on his skin.