my recent was classic - Getting cut off by an empty bus on the highway middle of the night no other cars on the road, told my driver to get in front and keep it steady
I reached down.....
Grabbed my bag.....
Opened it,
Grabbed my most valuable friend......
My Big mAc .... and threw it on the guys windshield
THAT WILL TEACH HIM!
I wish I had a paintball gun at the time.....