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Originally Posted by Reak AGV
jezus christ fire your email image designer already!
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I can't fire her, she's fucking my dog trainer (I don't have a dog, but the girl giving prostate rubs to the pool guy - she was a nurse or went to nurse school or whatever something like that - has a chihuahua and the pool guy is integral because the only honest mechanic where I live is gay and has a pool boy fetish and besides is the only guy that can keep my fleet of black saabs running without costing an arm and a leg, which I couldn't afford because I have a guy in a Ethiopian clinic specializing in drugging country teen girls and lopping their arms off for transplanting to rich white women who have cars that cost an arm and a leg to maintain [well, the arm part], but the guy in HK that did the same for legs [except he didn't use country girls but boys convicted of gay crimes in the local penitentiary] got arrested [and sent to said penitentiary]).
Life is muy complicated.