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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed
Let Me Steve All Over You
We recently just bought our dream home, but I thought the house was haunted. When I went to bed late one night, I heard a deep voice growling, ?GET OUT!? But it was just my wife. Whew!
My wife tries so hard to talk dirty during sex, but it just comes out in a blur of random dirty words, like ?Ohh, Yeah! Cock! Fuck! Cum! Lick! Pussy! Yeah Yeah Yeah!? I call it ?Pornstar Tourettes.?
I?ve been made to feel foolish too. I once paid $750 to go to the famous Playboy Mansion, only to stand around in the yard all night! I never even got NEAR the house. Now THAT is pimp! Nice work HEF! My new goal in life is to get some stupid asshole to pay $750 to stand around in MY yard.
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Pornstar Tourettes that is hilarious. Well done Steve-on. Well done! You almost made me lose my milk with the tourettes.
And Shannon saying Get out. LOL That is funny!
I never thought about it before but I for sure want to have people pay to stand in my yard, fucking classic.
