36 today !
My hair is starting to disappear 

I cannot drink as much when I was 18 

My pension fund seems to be getting closer 

All my friends have loads of kids so birthday parties are on sunday afternoons 

My GF says; You are getting close to 40 
 
No presents please, just a bump on 
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