Originally Posted by GigoloShawn Answer me this: How did Goofy have a kid and no wife?

Originally Posted by GigoloShawn What happened to Max's mother - did she OD after she realized she got knocked up by Goofy? Was she thrown in jail after doing a nude shoot on a playground? Ee need answers!

Who is Penny and why does she rate an entry? First, because she seems to have played a major roll in Minnie's early life, forming the third in a trio of comadres akin to that of the Mickey, Donald and Goofy trio. Second, because she may be the mysterious mate of Goofy and mother of Max. This supposition is formed based on a few commonalties. She and Goofy are both dogfaces, has reddish-auburn hair and a red nose similar to the adult Mrs. Goofy: that briefly appeared in a few Goofy cartoons, and similar to the attributes of young "Goofy Junior" before his hair, nose and ears turned black.

I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

So, I'm on the first tee with him...