Finally, the kid comes out.
“Hey man, can I talk to you for a second?” At this point in time it was pretty clear that he didn’t know anyone here, and he looked like he needed a friend to talk to so I didn’t even feel bad for prying.
“Are you dating that chick?” “Um… well sorta. This is our first date.”
“Did you know that she did this?” The kid starts laughing, “No, I had no fucking idea. I just met her out at a bar the other night. She told me she was a makeup artist.”
WOW.
Could you even fucking imagine the jolt that went through this kid’s mind when he first stepped out of the car and saw what was playing on that screen?
This whole thing must be a tremendous disappointment, but he was handling it like a champ with a smile on his face.
This girl is pretty hot, and he probably thought he had struck gold when he got her to go out with him.
He probably told all his friends that he most likely had met the woman he was going to marry.
Probably said that she was a real catch, and that he was going to scoop her up before some other guy steals her.
He probably picked her up for their date that night with sweaty palms and a dry mouth, giddy with anticipation. He might have even been so excited about this date, that he lost sleep the night before, tossing and turning just thinking about it. Hoping that it would all work out perfect and that he wouldn’t say something stupid and screw it up.
Everything was going great, until he stepped out of the car and looked up at that screen. The dream was shattered.
Ass, mouth, ass, mouth, ass, mouth…
For a second or two, I bet he was even searching in his mind, trying to find some way that he could be OK with all this. I mean, this chick IS pretty hot.
Ass, mouth, ass, mouth, ass, mouth. Gorilla, chalk board erasers, otter, gorilla, chalk board erasers, otter.
Nope, there’s no fucking way this is going to work out.
Damn, that sucks. She’s pretty fucking hot.
“Fuck,” I said. “That’s one of the craziest things I’ve ever heard in my life.
Can I get a picture of us?”
“Sure.”
Get her over here, too. I want a picture of all of us together.
