Actually a friend of mine who is a radiologist had a man come in from Dahlonega, Ga (redneck capital of the world) with a full size can of hairspray up his ass. it had worked its way upward into his lower intestine so the man had to be cut open to have it removed. Problem was any puncture of the can by the scalpel and laser scalpel would have exploded the can and probably killed him in no short order. Moral of this story,....Bite the bullet ...buy a dildo for god's sake.
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