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Old 09-25-2008, 10:03 AM  
Halcyon
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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy View Post
OK my friend, I see you now have SweetYurizan.com under your empire, so I must tell you this right now...

IF you are able to talk that sweet mamacita and her glorious mammeries into a hardcore scene and you do not call upon the DWB as a stunt cock, I will be sending my highly trained group of Ladyboy Ninja Assassins (L.N.A.) after you.

OK... maybe that was a little harsh. At the very least send me a used and well soiled pair of her panties and a bra she has worn during working out. I want to smell her sweat.

Is smelling the sweat of Yurizans sweet tits too much to ask for?

Remember the little people is all I'm trying to say, and I'm not talking about Baby Gangsta. Though if you have that lil monster fuck that heaven sent beauty... OMG... I would be forced to gouge out my own eyes and go into porno exile. Don't let that happen to a brotha. Keep Baby Gangsta far away from Yurizan and her otherworldly tits. I'm beggin ya.

AND... before I forget. Please don't let Justin Slayer near her either. He gets enough ass already and once she's had that horse cock who fucks with his boots on (as all gangstas do) there is little ol DWB can do for her.

So to recap, no black midgets and no black super porno stars with monster cocks who fuck with their boots on. Coming from Kentucky, that would just be too much for me to handle. And heaven help us all if Justin turns her into a breeding machine who stays drunk on black dick. Oh nos!

Jesus Glenn, you have a lot of responsibility now. Can you imagine with her incredible body and his fat cock the stallion they could create? Wow. If they had a tranny baby it would be, whats the word I'm looking for... ah yea... perfect!

You kill me. I certainly hope you are working on a book while you are not cleaning tranny shit off your furniture.
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