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Old 10-01-2008, 02:02 PM  
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Originally Posted by Eriic View Post
You are not a real witch until you curse your Father!
Step one = you shave his pubic hairs while he is a sleep.
Step two = you put his pubic hairs in a bowl and cum all over them.
Step three = you squeeze a tomato into the bowl and add 2 table spoons of vanilla and one pound of melted Government cheese and put the bowl into the microwave on high for 12 minutes and mix well.
Step four= you pour the contents of the bowl onto waxed paper and blow it dry with a hair dryer.

Step five = you put the contents into a paper bag and go to church have your Pastor bless it.

Final step = you take the contents out of the bag and stuff them up your Fathers ass before he wakes up.
i am up to step 4...

i will let you know how the rest goes...

when i am finished with that, i will put curse on you to grow tail...
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