Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Congrats southern cousins.

You're the next contestants on........"Let's All Become Stockmarket Shareholders"

(spins the wheel of doom)

Oh, oh....oh my - sorry folks. Didn't see it landing on that square. My bad. Sorry about your $700 billion.

(studio audience grows silent)

However...we DO have this nice consolation prize - a year's supply of Kleenex brand tissues to cry into and a copy of Oliver Stone's "Wall Street" movie newly remastered on DVD.