2 cats - A smokey gray Persian named Jinx that is too stupid to shit in the litter box and cost $400. And also a cat I don't know the breed of who doesn't miss the litter box and is just fucking awesome named Clarabelle that we got from the animal shelter for like $50. Go figure.
2 birds - A Capri Macaw named Baby that is probably the best pet ever. It has more personality than most people. And the other one is a little nameless green parakeet.
All I have pictures of is the big parrot:
