At first it wasn't a big deal but now every time I hit the submit button a picture of a massive black cock appears on my screen for a couple seconds. I work in a very liberal work environment that doesn't care if we look at porn and shit but when a co-worker looks over and sees a huge black cock on my screen it could ruin my credibility as a heterosexual.
Why not have a picture of a hot blonde winking at me or something?
Ok, now I gotta hit the submit button...
::looking around to make sure no one is watching::