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czarina · 10-20-2008, 01:55 PM

I've been having headaches and neck aches lately so I finally went to see a specialist, who did a series of tests on my back, neck and skeleton in general.

The results came back saying that my spine is shaped like a letter "S" laterally, and my neck is inclined to the front. In addition to that, my right shoulder is lower than my left one, and the right side of my body weighs 15 lbs more than its left counterpart! Yikes!

The news were not as terrible as the reasons why:
1- my boobs are too big for my body.
2- I sit in front of my computer 8 to 10 hours a day.

I'm proud of my "boobage" and I make my living on my computer. So, what the hell am I going to do? Anybody has any input, or any idea how to correct this, other than getting a breast reduction and changing careers?

10-20-2008, 01:55 PM
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,744	My Spine is Crooked from having big boobs and working online! I've been having headaches and neck aches lately so I finally went to see a specialist, who did a series of tests on my back, neck and skeleton in general. The results came back saying that my spine is shaped like a letter "S" laterally, and my neck is inclined to the front. In addition to that, my right shoulder is lower than my left one, and the right side of my body weighs 15 lbs more than its left counterpart! Yikes! The news were not as terrible as the reasons why: 1- my boobs are too big for my body. 2- I sit in front of my computer 8 to 10 hours a day. I'm proud of my "boobage" and I make my living on my computer. So, what the hell am I going to do? Anybody has any input, or any idea how to correct this, other than getting a breast reduction and changing careers?