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kane · 10-21-2008, 01:43 AM

A friend and I were talking about this today. He had a funny story about getting that no bite dog spray on his hands, not knowing it and rubbing his wife's pussy and getting some on it then when he went down to lick her he nearly vomited.

So I tell him this story of this girl I went out with once and had a nice date. A short kiss goodnight at the end and that was all. A few days later she invites me over to her place. She has a hot tub so we kiss a little bit then go out to the hot tub and strip. When she takes off her clothes her entire body is covered in sores. Like meth sores (yes the meth thread started the conversation with my buddy today. I saw her, then my brain flashed to me kissing her and I nearly vomited. I made a very lame excuse about not feeling well and got the hell out of there.

10-21-2008, 01:43 AM
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	Ever nearly vomit while hooking up with someone? A friend and I were talking about this today. He had a funny story about getting that no bite dog spray on his hands, not knowing it and rubbing his wife's pussy and getting some on it then when he went down to lick her he nearly vomited. So I tell him this story of this girl I went out with once and had a nice date. A short kiss goodnight at the end and that was all. A few days later she invites me over to her place. She has a hot tub so we kiss a little bit then go out to the hot tub and strip. When she takes off her clothes her entire body is covered in sores. Like meth sores (yes the meth thread started the conversation with my buddy today. I saw her, then my brain flashed to me kissing her and I nearly vomited. I made a very lame excuse about not feeling well and got the hell out of there.