BradM

Here is a prime example of why I excel at what I do:

[15:58:36] Brad: Hello. How may I assist you?
[15:59:39] abhinavesh: first tell me the right size of the penis
[16:06:17] abhinavesh: i haue anarrow sided panis so wat shoud i do???
[16:06:26] Brad: PANISH IN CLOTHING
[16:06:35] Brad: ERECTED IN WOMANS
[16:06:49] abhinavesh: what does it mean?
[16:07:08] Brad: EXACTLY> TO BE BEST U MUST BE BIG WOMANS INSIDE AND DARK CHOCOLATE
[16:08:10] abhinavesh: i have a narrow sided panis, so wat should i do???
[16:08:21] Brad: FALLOW MY ADVIZ
[16:08:37] abhinavesh: tell me
[16:08:48] Brad: VACUUM CLEANER PLACING A BIG ERECTED ONE
[16:09:09] Brad: DABBY DABBY DINGDONG
[16:10:16] abhinavesh: can a narrow sided penis make womwn happy
[16:11:02] Brad: PINBALL.
[16:12:22] abhinavesh: what do u mean by this?
[16:12:41] Brad: UNDERMINED CANNONBALLS FUNCTION AS A WAY TO TONE LEGACY
[16:13:00] Brad: So basically no, women hate narrow sided penis.
[16:14:22] abhinavesh: can i change my penis in to straight now
[16:15:27] Brad: DO U HAVE 9000 RUPEES
[16:15:49] abhinavesh: i can manage???
[16:15:57] Brad: K SEND IT TO ME.
[16:16:12] abhinavesh: then
[16:16:27] Brad: THEN I SEND U PANIS NARROW FIX DEVICE
[16:16:31] Brad: no more bad penis!
[16:17:12] abhinavesh: how this device does work???
[16:17:17] Brad: Exactly.
[16:18:05] abhinavesh: tell me how?
[16:19:37] Brad: Nah.
[16:19:59] Brad: Get back to work or I'm going to tell Dell you're slacking.
[16:21:15] abhinavesh: ok if u dnt want to tell me then no problem
[16:21:39] Brad: I'm having problems with my computer, what should I do?
[16:21:44] Brad: And don't tell me to check if it's plugged in!
[16:21:58] Brad: Hmmm nevermind my monitor was turned off.
[16:22:41] abhinavesh: u have a straight panis????
[16:23:01] Brad: Go count your DICK!
[16:23:29] Brad: Do you ever wake up and just say to yourself "What am I doing living in INDIA?"
[16:23:33] Brad: I'd do that if I lived there.
[16:23:58] abhinavesh: bye?
[16:24:21] Brad: Sweating balls all the time for no reason, living with a billion other sweaty smelly people. Ugh that would be terrible.
[16:24:37] Brad: California is legalizing gay marriage, you should come over and immigrate.
[16:25:29] Brad: My computer is still broken. Can I speak to your supervisor?
[16:24:33] abhinavesh has left the chat