Originally Posted by Sly

This is what happened...

Person got really injured. Turns out it wasn't just an injury, it was a disease. House doesn't want the case, but after the patient does not respond to the third round of killer medicine, he gets interested.

House tries experiment #1. Doesn't work.

Calls 13 alesbian. Tells Wilson he wants to bang 13.

House tries experiment number two after Indian gives him great idea by screwing up. Doesn't work.

Refers to Cuddy as a whore. Tells Foreman to stop acting so black.

House tries wild and crazy experiment number three after getting a great idea by watching the bald guy cry about his wife leaving him.

House saves the day. Patient is grateful. Cuddy lectures house. Indian makes himself look stupid. Bald guy wins his wife back. Foreman complains about his job.