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What Charles Darwin could not have foreseen in his studies was the evolution of the REDNECK, a species particularly adept at suppressing the natural tendencies of all human beings by hindering education and free thought of their offspring due to the extreme prejudices and outright insecurities of their own nature. The REDNECK can often be found near firearm supply stores and at their home observing competitive automotive events on Sunday afternoon after attending religious activities with other Caucasian families of similar prejudices. The REDNECK can also predictably found on Saturday listening to the weekly radio address delivered by the current President of The United States of America, George W. Bush , a man greatly admired by the REDNECK.
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