Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

Because of my wife's job, I'm pretty much stuck in a hick city, about 25 miles away from any sanity. I truly don't belong here.

Local Favorites That I despise:

Wearing hunting clothes (year round)
Hunting
Possessing a fleet of non functioning automobiles
Four by fours
Country music
NASCAR
Gong to Walmart for "fun"
Going to church