Originally Posted by Peter Romero

What are you guys? Day traders?

Do you think people are going to stop jerking off?

Playboy is known worldwide for the most beautiful women in the world... is this a trend? No, it's a fact.

40% of Playboy readers are women... do you know why? Because women measure each other up all the time, to see what thier competition is. Because deep down, they think they are amongst that class. This wont stop.

Elections determine alot of economic trends, prosecutions, moral high ground speaches and strip club closures just so the politicians can try to out-virgin each other.

I've had 4 model submissions this week with PLAYBOY BUNNY tatoos on them... ever seen an Enron, BofA, or Southwest Airlines Tatoo? Because they're not sexy, Playboy is.

People will not stop jerking off to the most beautiful women in the world... move along... nothing to see here. It's always darkest before the dawn.

It will be safe to jerk off soon again, and people will continue to buy new porn, just be patient.