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ATTN BEOTCHES: If you are reading this and decide to scroll down and have a read, be wary, there is a fat fucker in vegas willing to bang your snatch and laugh at you on GFY!!!!!
Secondly, I recently had a buddy make the drive down from LA to experience a Big_D weekend and this fucker got more than he bargained for.....
With that being said it's me bitches. Big mothafuckin D and all I have is a story to tell because I've been holding back for a few weeks and I can't hold it back anymore.
2 weeks ago an un-named party in the adult biz "cough" showed up in Las Vegas and crashed at the pad. It was all of about 4 hours that passed by (aka a six pack each) and we were off to the Palms. Well the Palms SUX MOTHAFUCKIN BALLS when AVN isnt there, so with that being said we will continue.....
The night went on and got wild, Jager Bombs and Carbombs being passed out freely everywhere and before ya know it it was "Tumbling Home" time and we headed that way. Well me and the un-named party decided to leave the casino and go towards the HARD ROCK (if you dont know cough "xbiz" cough). Well it didnt last long as we were both uber shitfaced and headed tot he pad
Yep we got here and made a call went to a ashit bar in the middle of shit nowhere and then ran into a Marines wife (my ass rides in navy equipment) that was trying to fuck any piece of non stationed cock in the bar
She was my homie and I asked her for a ride, but god damn, if I wanted a ride that neat I would have went to an amusement park. I had to the jerk the wheel away from a semi................anyway..........adrenaline.... ........neat..........fuck.
We got home and ordered a hooker off of craigslist for a a good old fashioned buddy fuck, you know, those 30 minutes or less kind of bangs which included an over-the-fingercuff kind of high fives?
Yeah, then came time for the DP. This dumbshit hooker asked for the DP. So naturally I ask for the lube.....
NON EXISTANT
Bless that whores soul she went to the fridge and got out a pint of country cock and lubed her brown eye with butter.......
I'm sure you can think of the rest, but holy fucking shit A+ to the illegal russian hussie laying blow the USA illegal radar, she made me fucking cum...........
later fuckers im out.........
D
P. S. - usually i wouldnt post this shit...............but fuck it.....................
ATTN BEOTCHES: If you are reading this and decide to scroll down and have a read, be wary, there is a fat fucker in vegas willing to bang your snatch and laugh at you on GFY!!!!!
Secondly, I recently had a buddy make the drive down from LA to experience a Big_D weekend and this fucker got more than he bargained for.....
With that being said it's me bitches. Big mothafuckin D and all I have is a story to tell because I've been holding back for a few weeks and I can't hold it back anymore.
2 weeks ago an un-named party in the adult biz "cough" showed up in Las Vegas and crashed at the pad. It was all of about 4 hours that passed by (aka a six pack each) and we were off to the Palms. Well the Palms SUX MOTHAFUCKIN BALLS when AVN isnt there, so with that being said we will continue.....
The night went on and got wild, Jager Bombs and Carbombs being passed out freely everywhere and before ya know it it was "Tumbling Home" time and we headed that way. Well me and the un-named party decided to leave the casino and go towards the HARD ROCK (if you dont know cough "xbiz" cough). Well it didnt last long as we were both uber shitfaced and headed tot he pad
Yep we got here and made a call went to a ashit bar in the middle of shit nowhere and then ran into a Marines wife (my ass rides in navy equipment) that was trying to fuck any piece of non stationed cock in the bar
She was my homie and I asked her for a ride, but god damn, if I wanted a ride that neat I would have went to an amusement park. I had to the jerk the wheel away from a semi................anyway..........adrenaline.... ........neat..........fuck.
We got home and ordered a hooker off of craigslist for a a good old fashioned buddy fuck, you know, those 30 minutes or less kind of bangs which included an over-the-fingercuff kind of high fives?
Yeah, then came time for the DP. This dumbshit hooker asked for the DP. So naturally I ask for the lube.....
NON EXISTANT
Bless that whores soul she went to the fridge and got out a pint of country cock and lubed her brown eye with butter.......
I'm sure you can think of the rest, but holy fucking shit A+ to the illegal russian hussie laying blow the USA illegal radar, she made me fucking cum...........
later fuckers im out.........
D
P. S. - usually i wouldnt post this shit...............but fuck it.....................
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