SteveLightspeed

My wife went through my joke list last night. Now I have a new joke called,

"THE TOP 10 JOKES I CAN NEVER TELL AGAIN!"

All my jokes have names to help me remember them, so I'm just going to list the names of the jokes she won't allow me to tell anymore. Ready?





#10 A joke about sex and opportunity, called "Seize the Day, Try Gay!"


#9 A joke about my bad memory called "Sometimes I Tell the Same Joke Twice"


#8 A 3-way tie between a jokes named "PornStar Tourettes", "The Memory Douche", and "Shitting Cupcakes and the Legendary Poopy DingDong!"


#7 A joke about chewed-up tissues at a coke party, called "Why is the Dog So Jittery?"


#6 A joke about parenting and divorce, called, "Say, 'Mommy’s a Bitch!'"


#5 A joke about my bad memory called "Sometimes I Tell the Same Joke Twice" (oops!)
#5 A four-part joke called "I Feel Bloated / Turd Like Excalibur / Bloated No More / I Could Rule Britain with This!"


#4 A joke about forbidden love, called "I Think Grampa is Hitting on Me" / "I Had to Kill Grampa!"


#3 A joke about drinking too much, called "Fisting the Dolphin's Blowhole" / “Jail in Hawaii”


#2 A joke about a bitter divorce, called "She Even Took My Internet Porn Collection!"


And..........


#1 A joke about ignoring the rules, called "Never Tell Me Where You DON'T Want Me to Cum!"

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