Michelle: "And this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy!"
Jim: [Choking on his beer.] Excuse me?
Michelle: "What, you don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is... sex-ed! So, are we gonna screw soon? 'Cause I'm getting kinda antsy!"
Priceless!
Even after all these years!