The conspiracy theorists are correct. They just haven't hit on the truth yet. It's why W lets them continue to live. But I'm not scared. I'll spill it.
All four plane crashes on 9/11 were just a freakish, terrible coincidental accident, totally unrelated to each other. Crafty old Dub'ya just used it to fan the flames of war. That's why he's been acting dumb as a sack of hammers all these years. He's really a genius, but can never reveal it for fear of being caught. You all saw the "dumb curtain" come down over his face in that schoolroom that morning. It happened just that fast.
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