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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed
My penis lies to me every time I pee. It SAYS it?s done, when it's NOT! I can imagine it whispering to my testicles, "Dudes, watch this AWESOME PRANK I'm about to play! As soon as he zips up and walks away, BAM!!! Hello "Mr Wet Spot"! HAHAHAHAHA!
And I fall for it EVERY TIME. ?Oh, you got me AGAIN! That's so.... um... funny."
Yeah, my prick is a fucking COMEDIAN..
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these two paragraphs alone are comedy gold
use the george costanza theory and don't drag it out after that, I lol'ed