GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum - View Single Post

RayVega · 10-30-2008, 06:09 PM

How many keys are too many keys?

You know, I looked at my keys today and thought I might be going into janitor territory. You know, there's always a guy with a lot of keys and a small dick...With the addition of two office keys from work, I now have eleven keys...
1-Safe deposit key
5-Gun lock keys
1-Key to my office
1-key to my partner's office
1-key to front door
1-Handcuff key
1-Car Key

I noticed that when you hold it up, the keys flair out!

I really can't afford to take any off the ring, no sense in locking guns up unless nobody can get the keys, right? I keep em in a safe, but I have kids so I'm not taking chances. Is this Janitor territory or what?

I may add that I have NO bullshit keychains or anything, just the ring. Maybe I need a bigger ring.

What do you guys keep on your keyring?

10-30-2008, 06:09 PM
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	What's on your keyring? How many keys are too many keys? You know, I looked at my keys today and thought I might be going into janitor territory. You know, there's always a guy with a lot of keys and a small dick...With the addition of two office keys from work, I now have eleven keys... 1-Safe deposit key 5-Gun lock keys 1-Key to my office 1-key to my partner's office 1-key to front door 1-Handcuff key 1-Car Key I noticed that when you hold it up, the keys flair out! I really can't afford to take any off the ring, no sense in locking guns up unless nobody can get the keys, right? I keep em in a safe, but I have kids so I'm not taking chances. Is this Janitor territory or what? I may add that I have NO bullshit keychains or anything, just the ring. Maybe I need a bigger ring. What do you guys keep on your keyring? __________________ Ray "The Don" Vega Managing Director Private Equity Fund [email protected]