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Old 10-31-2008, 12:43 AM  
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Dan has probably the baddest troupe of porn chicks in porn valley running with him Friday night. Pretty much a guaranteed crazy time. On the other hand, the way I tend to go big when I haven't partied for a long time really hangs with me for a few days lately.

What to do? What to do? Fuck me, I hate getting old.
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?



Dan: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Airek: Germans?
Jay: Forget it, he's rolling.
Dan: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the going gets tough . . . the tough get going. Who's with me? Let's Go! Come on! AAAAEEEEEGGGHHHH!! [Dan runs out of the room alone; then returns] What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Dan, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Airek: Dead! Dan's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons. But that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Dan: We're just the guys to do it.
Airek: Let's do it.
Dan: LET'S DO IT!
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