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Originally Posted by BrainPat
LOLOLOLOOL... You're klilling me there..For real? LMAO
Nah, you're kidding me right? Did we introduce outselves because I think I talked to everyone around.. And if we did, you never mentionned your GFY nick, because I'm sure I would have remembered ( because I was sober on our way there)
Fair enough! Thanks for addressing that part of my message too.
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No...
Thats
NOT really Me in that pic... It's just a pic I have found that I use to enhance my
'I Like POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' Reputation...
LOL
However... Yes... Seriously.... I
WAS sat near you on the bus mate... You were sat near the back, and were talking (Mostly) to the Jimmy-3-Ways crew... I was right at the back of the bus... On the left hand side... By the window... In the VERY back seat...
You were within 3 seats of me LOL
Anyway... Did we talk?
No we didn't.. Why... Because (Very probably) Because... 'I like POO'...
Let me explain.. And in doing so, probably be more *publicly* honest than ever before !
WHY? Cause Im a bit drunk? NO!
Cause its Halloween? Or... Because I'm very drunk???
I DONT KNOW... So make of this what you will...
You read my past 'Resume' I linked to?
Well all of that is 100% true... However, again, being truthful, although I spent approx 7 / 8 years in the USA... I wasn't there 'legally'...
So in 2006 I was picked up by Homeland security...
I did 6 and a half months in jail... Then got deported back to the UK... In Feb 2007... But while I was in Jail... I lost all my hosting.. And most of my domain names too... I couldn't contact anyone to explain, or say where I was... so when I returned to the UK, I had to start again from scratch !
And I did!
But thats kinda irrelevant... (Kinda)
You see, in the USA, I own a house on Mount Helix in San Diego.. I have a Wife.. A GENUINE USA born citizen ! I have a nice car (A Mustang)... I have a nice life in the USA...
But I got deported... OK... So dont do the crime, if you cant do the time..
I agree with that... BUT... I wanna go HOME!
And, Guess what? I'm on my way 'Home' to the USA as we speak... I have my green-card... I have my visa via marriage... I have my sponsor etc...
I DONT HAVE MY 'PARDON' for the visa overstay...
So THATS what the 'I LIKE POO' is about!
Its a manifestation, of my own frustration!
But thats what is all about ! (The 'I like Poo' Bit)
So thats my 'Honesty over for another year !
I LIKE POO!
Sorry.. But guess what?
IM DRUNK !!!