Saves you the trouble of sitting in your car 300 yards away from the beech, jerking off while watching topless chicks through your binoculars.
And saves you the trouble of looking in through people windows at night, when you want to see other people dress up in full body latex and piss each-other down the throat, while jamming a 20inch glass buttplugg up the ass
To sum it up. Saves you from getting beat up and locked up. Only cost $29.95 a month to be a dirty bastard in front of your PC
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