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Sheesh...that's just asking to be a shitty movie. Pat Morita rolling over in his grave.
They'll probably have Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Miyagi...that'd at least be entertaining.
Karate Kid: You're a Miyagi?
Sammy: Yea, bitch! You got a problem with that, muthafucka!?
Karate Kid: Er, I guess not...you do know karate, right?
Sammy: Shit, negrooo...of course I know karate...it's about focus! FOCUS, muthafucka...do you speak it?!
Karate Kid: Oh..kay.....you ever kill anyone before?
Sammy: YES, they deserved to die, and I HOPE they BURN IN HELL!
Karate Kid: Why do you always gotta yell like that?
Sammy: Cuz that's how I talk...y'aint eva seeen my movies? Juice? That was a good one!
LOL
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