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Old 11-14-2008, 09:21 AM  
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7) What if I begin farting uncontrollably while getting a massage?

Although this is rare, some men and women undergo a series of "releases" and increased or uncontrollable flatulence can occur. Your massage therapist will respond by putting out the scented candles in order to avoid any explosions.
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