Originally Posted by MDCQ

The answer my friend is simple. Carry a stepladder. When the fight begins bring it out and set it up, they will pause in confusion, as you are looking them in the eye from atop the stepladder you headbutt them, be sure the top of your head contacts the front ridge of their forehead, when they are on the ground, fold up your stepladder, kick the shit out of them, flee the scene.